I Can See Why You’re Single

I’ve decided that the world of online dating has too much potential humour for me to ignore it – thus, I’ve decided to start compiling all my favourite messages, profiles, anything related to online dating where I’ve been like “what the fuck is wrong with this person?”

Here’s a few to get started from the past week (images blurred to protect the retarded):

1. From the profile of a man who contacted me:

What a charmer!

2. From my inbox:

Why are so many men obsessed with eyes?

And “a relationship that never ends” just sounds creepy to me.

3. Again from my inbox:

May you stop asking if you may? Yes, you may.

That doesn’t even make sense!

4. From a profile of a man who messaged me:

I would rather have boring and “mediore” (I’m assuming he means mediocre) than “douchey”.
5. Inbox again:

Dude! I didn’t know it was still the 1980s!

6. What is with guys?

I wonder if this line has worked for him in the past?

Last I checked there was no “us” – and I don’t think there will be.

7. He's a winner

Yep, this was one the best one I’ve received yet because there was no “hello, I saw your profile and thought I would send you a quick message,” it was just….this.


I can’t wait to see what else comes out of the woodwork,the comic possibilities are endless.

 

 

 

5 thoughts on “I Can See Why You’re Single

  1. I know hey, sometimes I just shake my head at some of the things I read online. As for why are guys obsessed with eyes, I once had someone say to me ” you eyes, I want to put them in a jar” hmmmm, not creepy at all.

  2. Pingback: I Can See Why You’re Single | Girl, Intoxicated

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