I’ve decided that the world of online dating has too much potential humour for me to ignore it – thus, I’ve decided to start compiling all my favourite messages, profiles, anything related to online dating where I’ve been like “what the fuck is wrong with this person?”
Here’s a few to get started from the past week (images blurred to protect the retarded):
1. From the profile of a man who contacted me:
What a charmer!
2. From my inbox:
Why are so many men obsessed with eyes?
And “a relationship that never ends” just sounds creepy to me.
3. Again from my inbox:
May you stop asking if you may? Yes, you may.
That doesn’t even make sense!
4. From a profile of a man who messaged me:
Dude! I didn’t know it was still the 1980s!
6. What is with guys?
I wonder if this line has worked for him in the past?
Last I checked there was no “us” – and I don’t think there will be.
7. He's a winner
Yep, this was one the best one I’ve received yet because there was no “hello, I saw your profile and thought I would send you a quick message,” it was just….this.