I guess you really can’t win when it comes to penis size:
Dr Christopher Morriss-Roberts claims that size does matter and that the bigger a man’s penis is the better, so far as athletes are concerned.
However, he caveats this claim with the explanation that men who are very well-endowed are sometimes the subject of suspicion as to how effectively they can use their generous organ.
Also, my new favourite term is “cock-supremacy” – awesome.
Enjoy: