I wish I could see inside people's head sometimes, just so that I could understand what they were really looking for when they stumbled across this blog using these search terms:
“girl gum sex”
Sounds kinky. And sticky.
This is just wrong and I hope it's not some type of weird pedophile porn fetish.
“I'm a black man and I love white women”
I love you too, anonymous black man.
“intoxicated dating website”
Because, you know, sober dating is so boring. This could possibly be an interesting reality show concept though.
“was the do dogs even have brains girl serious”
I've been wondering the same thing!
Which leads me to some of the strangest Google auto-completes that I've seen – people really are very, very strange:
I bet gifted children taste extra special too due to the larger brains.
Rats need to be loved too, I guess.
Seriously what is wrong with people?
Most of the black people I know would agree with this statement.
This reminds me of a story I heard from Barrie, ON, where a woman was divorced from a man who turns out had been sleeping with his mother, and who fathered at least two kids with her. How do you explain that to the kids – your father is also your brother? Your mother is also your grandmother? That's messed up.
And the reason that person's hooha smells like fish is due to bacterial vaginosis – just saying, ladies get that shit cleared up, ok?
Yes, no, no, oh my god no
Does this actually sound like a fun experiment to anyone else?