I guess you really can’t win when it comes to penis size:
Dr Christopher Morriss-Roberts claims that size does matter and that the bigger a man’s penis is the better, so far as athletes are concerned.
However, he caveats this claim with the explanation that men who are very well-endowed are sometimes the subject of suspicion as to how effectively they can use their generous organ.
From: Sorry boys, size DOES matter in the locker room: Well-endowed athletes are idolised and seen as more masculine
Also, my new favourite term is “cock-supremacy” – awesome.
The average man has about 11 erections each day and several more at night.
Source: SexHealthMatters – Male Erection Frequency
I’ll take bleeding for a few days every month over having something hard sticking out of my pants randomly.
I really thought that daily erections were something only teenage boys experienced, but when I asked 2 men in my life, their answers were “I have a lot” and “I’m at 27 a day.”
I learn something new every day!
So you know you need to get laid when you stop everything to take screenshots of the TV show you're watching because there's clearly an unencumbered penis bouncing around.
And then make a collage of the unencumbered penis.
Clearly I need a penis.
Thank you, Dana White, for the beautiful eye candy you call “The Ultimate Fighter.”